Friday, April 30, 2010

Kah Kah Kah...

Petang2 ni kita baca yg ringan2 jelah kan.  Dipetik dari Senyum Pisang, Mastika Mei 2010.

Cukur Misai

Mimi:  Abang Joe..jom la datang rumah Mi..I rindu la..lagipun suami I pergi oversea tadi..
Joe:  Baiklah, malam esok abang pergi tau..nanti pandai la abang kelentong isteri abang tu.
Mimi:  Oh ya..sebelum datang esok, abang cukur misai kasi licin dulu tau.  Abang tahukan, I suka lelaki yang baby face!
Joe:  Alamak..yang ni susah sikit.  Isteri abang suka abang simpan misai cari makan ni, nanti dia marah pulak.
Mimi:  Alaaaa....abang ni nak jumpa I ke, tak nak ni?
Joe:  Okeylah! Okeylah sayang.  Mimi punya pasal..apa saja abang sanggup!

Keesokan paginya, semasa Joe hendak pergi ke pejabat dia telah berpesan kepada isterinya, dia terpaksa pulang lewat malam nanti sebab ada mesyuarat tergempar.  Semasa di pejabatnya, Joe telah bertindak mencukur misainya sampai licin.  Malam itu Joe berdondang sayang dengan Mimi sampai dinihari.  Pukul 4.00 pagi, ketika Joe balik ke rumahnya, bilik tidurnya gelap.  Perlahan-lahan Joe salin baju dan naik ke katil senyap2.

Tiba-tiba isterinya tersedar lalu meraba-raba muka Joe yang licin dalam gelap sambil berkata, "Kenapa kau tak balik-balik lagi Farid..kejap lagi suami akak balik...!"

Have a nice weekend yeah..and Selamat Menyambut Hari Pekerja esok!!

Storytelling by Dee at 2:00 PM
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22 comments:

muahahahahahaah..amik ko farid muahahahahahahhahahah.....

mmg confirm..buku bertemu ruas :p
 
sisdee
April 30, 2010 at 2:17 PM [Reply to comment]
Adess..sabo je laa..sama2 main kayu tiga..laa yer..hehehehe
 
Rinna
April 30, 2010 at 2:35 PM [Reply to comment]
kot yer pun,
takkan la suruh tetamu balik sendiri..
gi la hantor kan ke pintu,
takkan abih abih ijekulet,
trus suruh dia balik sndiri?
waaahh.. talk about courtesy kan:D
 
Pocket
April 30, 2010 at 4:12 PM [Reply to comment]
karma....what goes round comes round hahahahha....
have a great wiken!
 
rasp
April 30, 2010 at 4:32 PM [Reply to comment]
bengong tul..
rupa2nya masing2 ade scandal..
hhahahahahhaha
 
Lyn Yusoff
April 30, 2010 at 4:35 PM [Reply to comment]
happy weekend dee..selamat hari pekerja.
 
attyfir
April 30, 2010 at 4:50 PM [Reply to comment]
haaa tu dia
sama222 x betul
 
Delimasari
April 30, 2010 at 5:00 PM [Reply to comment]
betul betul,
maksudnyer si bini joe tu patutnyer gi la antor farid sampai ke pintu rumah kot yer pun nak suruh balik, baru la tak silap ngan suami betul nyer si joe.

kalau si isteri joe tu antar.. takkan la nak silap orang joe ngan farid kan...
cam...
'aku dah tengok ko naik keter tadi.. camana ko buleh ada balik kat dlm bilik aku?'

gitu gitu
 
Pocket
April 30, 2010 at 7:15 PM [Reply to comment]
kah kah kah ......macam haram!! kah kah kah ....

lawak2~~
 
☆ lieya latif ☆
April 30, 2010 at 7:21 PM [Reply to comment]
hahaha...kelakar

p/s: jgn buat org teruk2 sgt, nnti org buat kat kita lg teruk..
 
zamdotcom
April 30, 2010 at 9:52 PM [Reply to comment]
hik..hik..hik....lawak ler..
mmng kt mastika selalu kuar lawak2 cam pecah usus ni..hik..hik..gelak lagi..
 
Hantu Kak Limah
May 1, 2010 at 6:26 PM [Reply to comment]
sabo jer la...
 
Izan
May 1, 2010 at 11:13 PM [Reply to comment]
adoii...laki bini sama la ni.
 
mummysyafie
May 2, 2010 at 12:25 PM [Reply to comment]
Kah kah kah.. padan muka.. 2x5 jugak rupanya..!
 
Kamariah Awang
May 3, 2010 at 12:29 AM [Reply to comment]
ahahahhahaha hamek ko rasakan...bertemu la buku n ruas gitu..heheheh :P
 
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hahahaa..padan mukaaa
 
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